Post by Crobdan on Jun 25, 2005 17:14:30 GMT -5
Q: Once again it’s such a pleasure to meet you.
A: You pulled me out of the bathroom.
Q: I thought you were Johen Vasquez…
A: Well… heh, I have been told I sound like him.
Q: Yeah, you really shouldn't talk to yourself while going to the bathroom.
A: Hey, I was for a fact reading the graffiti on the bathroom stall door!
Q: So you were.
A: Anyways, why do you want to interview me again?
Q: Because I need to interview someone, at this point I really don’t care who… Are you a comic artist?
A: Sorta, here’s some of my work. (Hands me a portfolio)
Q: (After reading the whole thing) …You know, some of this is pretty good, despite being badly drawn.
A: …Tha-Thanks… I guess…
Q: So Chris, if you were to make an Anime, what would it be about?
A: Oh, I would make it about the high school years of my Safety Misadventure characters. And would it be an Anime? I mean, don’t I have to be Japanese in order for it to be an Anime?
Q: …Uhhh… Can you be more specific on what it would be about?
A: Sure. The first three episodes would deal with two previously unnamed characters made specify for the Anime, they would each have there own unique powers and would be bounty hunters. One of them would be a complete badass, while the other would be the most likeable character ever. I’m serious. You couldn’t watch ONE episode without falling in love with this character, and then, in the last part of the third episode, the get a bounty on Fire and Water. The actual main characters. Anyways, they go after them, they do something like cut off Fire’s head and rip out Water’s pricings. Oh! Maybe the badass one will have power over magnets, yeah that’d be awesome. Anywho. After Water starts bitching about how he’s gonna have to re-pierce his face, Gun drives up asking if they needed help, and then Fire’s chopped off head says something like “No thanks Gun! We got this all under control! Ahh! A bugs crawling in my mouth” and then Water’s all like “Will you shut up and help me deal with these ass fucks already?” and then Fire picks up his head and places it on his body. Now, the to Bounty Hunters have never seen self healing before, since there not… well… That would involve me telling you the main storyline. I’ll get to that later. But anyways, the magnet dude starts using his magnet powers again and Water shoots a thin beam of water out of palm, and that slams the magnet dude through like, forty-seven buildings, and I’d make sure we show him getting shot through all forty-seven, just because I’m an asshole like that! He would still be alive thought, just barely. But back to the action. The other guy, the likeable guy, needless to say he’s shocked! So he shoots something out of his back... it’ll just depends on what power I decided he should have. Now, Water puts up a water shield whilst Fire puts up a flame shield, the flame shield melts whatever it is that guy shot at them, but goes right through the water shield and right into Water, impaling him into a building. I mean, Water isn’t really that good at blocking things. I mean, it’s really just a shield made out of water, you could walk through it. But still, Fire asks if Waters alright, Water tells him to piss off and kill that guy. So Fire lunges at the bounty hunter and grabs his head and slams it through a telephone wire and into a guard rail. He then picks up the guy by the neck and slams him into the cement over and over again for like, three minutes. Then, Fire makes a sword made out of fire come out of his hand and picks up the guy with his other hand, but right before he stabs the guy, Water comes up and asks if he can finish the guy. They argue about who’ll deal the final blow for like, six minuets, until Gun shoot all three of them with a combination Uzi Shotgun, and tells them that they have to find there new apartment before the ice cream in the back of the car melts. So they leave the guy to bleed to death and they go off on there marry way. We then get a close up of the guys bloody, bruised, bullet ridden corpse and we see him cough off blood for a while, and then Fire, Gun and Water back over him in there car. Squishing his head and spraying his brains all over the road. Then, episode three ends and from that point on the story focuses on Fire and Water.
Q: …Damn.
A: And the main storyline! You see Fire and Water go to a school where about ninety-eight percent of the student/teacher population are superheroes, and there names tell there powers. Oh, and they all have secret identities and costumes. But even thought they use the same name they use when there in there superhero costumes, and even thought there’s a kid named Fire and only one superhero who’s power is Fire, no one thinks anything of it. But anyways, only a few have healing factors, so basically the story is finding out which ones are the real hero’s/villains with healing factors and which ones aren’t.
Q: That’s kinda weird, couldn’t you think of a better storyline?
A: Well, we already know which ones are the ones with healing factors, there the ones that are in Safety Misadventures, the Anime would just be about how it all came to be, and why you never see any non-super people in the comic.
Q: Oh… I guess that is… a kinda good storyline.
A: Next question.
Q: What’s with Gun? Why’s she such a bitch?
A: Well… She’s permanently a virgin. That’s enough to piss off anyone.
Q: How is she a permanent virgin?
A: Her healing factor, every time her cherry pops, it heals.
Q: Well… That would piss off any woman.
A: Are you a woman? I can’t see your face.
Q: …Yes, I’m a woman. Can’t you tell by my voice?
A: I just wanted to make sure you weren’t some transsexual or something.
Q: …
A: Next question.
Q: …Your comic seems somewhat adult, would you consider putting nudity in it?
A: Well… As a matter of fact. There is one comic with nudity in it. But I can’t draw nudity worth shit. But, if by some miracle, possibly a Christmas miracle, my stuff was turned into an Anime, it would have a whole bunch of nudity! Well… Not enough to make it a Hentai, but... well… Shit… I dunno. It just seems that violence and swearing just isn’t enough to make something adult these days.
Q: For you maybe.
A: Damn straight.
Q: Hmm…
A: I would want it to be on Adult Swim.
Q: Why? They would censor out all the nudity.
A: Ehhh… Maybe. Or maybe it’ll be the first show ever to have nudity on it that’s not censored!
Q: I’m sure there’s been a show out there that’s had nudity in it that wasn’t censored.
A: Well sure. Like an ass here and an ass there, but when was the last time you saw breast or vaginas or… penises… on television?
Q: …Your hormones have completely taken over you haven’t they?
A: Probably. Next question.
Q: I honestly don’t want to talk to you any more.
A: …Okay then… Can I have a copy of this interview when you… Wait… What is this for anyways?
Q: …(Runs)
A: HEY!
A: You pulled me out of the bathroom.
Q: I thought you were Johen Vasquez…
A: Well… heh, I have been told I sound like him.
Q: Yeah, you really shouldn't talk to yourself while going to the bathroom.
A: Hey, I was for a fact reading the graffiti on the bathroom stall door!
Q: So you were.
A: Anyways, why do you want to interview me again?
Q: Because I need to interview someone, at this point I really don’t care who… Are you a comic artist?
A: Sorta, here’s some of my work. (Hands me a portfolio)
Q: (After reading the whole thing) …You know, some of this is pretty good, despite being badly drawn.
A: …Tha-Thanks… I guess…
Q: So Chris, if you were to make an Anime, what would it be about?
A: Oh, I would make it about the high school years of my Safety Misadventure characters. And would it be an Anime? I mean, don’t I have to be Japanese in order for it to be an Anime?
Q: …Uhhh… Can you be more specific on what it would be about?
A: Sure. The first three episodes would deal with two previously unnamed characters made specify for the Anime, they would each have there own unique powers and would be bounty hunters. One of them would be a complete badass, while the other would be the most likeable character ever. I’m serious. You couldn’t watch ONE episode without falling in love with this character, and then, in the last part of the third episode, the get a bounty on Fire and Water. The actual main characters. Anyways, they go after them, they do something like cut off Fire’s head and rip out Water’s pricings. Oh! Maybe the badass one will have power over magnets, yeah that’d be awesome. Anywho. After Water starts bitching about how he’s gonna have to re-pierce his face, Gun drives up asking if they needed help, and then Fire’s chopped off head says something like “No thanks Gun! We got this all under control! Ahh! A bugs crawling in my mouth” and then Water’s all like “Will you shut up and help me deal with these ass fucks already?” and then Fire picks up his head and places it on his body. Now, the to Bounty Hunters have never seen self healing before, since there not… well… That would involve me telling you the main storyline. I’ll get to that later. But anyways, the magnet dude starts using his magnet powers again and Water shoots a thin beam of water out of palm, and that slams the magnet dude through like, forty-seven buildings, and I’d make sure we show him getting shot through all forty-seven, just because I’m an asshole like that! He would still be alive thought, just barely. But back to the action. The other guy, the likeable guy, needless to say he’s shocked! So he shoots something out of his back... it’ll just depends on what power I decided he should have. Now, Water puts up a water shield whilst Fire puts up a flame shield, the flame shield melts whatever it is that guy shot at them, but goes right through the water shield and right into Water, impaling him into a building. I mean, Water isn’t really that good at blocking things. I mean, it’s really just a shield made out of water, you could walk through it. But still, Fire asks if Waters alright, Water tells him to piss off and kill that guy. So Fire lunges at the bounty hunter and grabs his head and slams it through a telephone wire and into a guard rail. He then picks up the guy by the neck and slams him into the cement over and over again for like, three minutes. Then, Fire makes a sword made out of fire come out of his hand and picks up the guy with his other hand, but right before he stabs the guy, Water comes up and asks if he can finish the guy. They argue about who’ll deal the final blow for like, six minuets, until Gun shoot all three of them with a combination Uzi Shotgun, and tells them that they have to find there new apartment before the ice cream in the back of the car melts. So they leave the guy to bleed to death and they go off on there marry way. We then get a close up of the guys bloody, bruised, bullet ridden corpse and we see him cough off blood for a while, and then Fire, Gun and Water back over him in there car. Squishing his head and spraying his brains all over the road. Then, episode three ends and from that point on the story focuses on Fire and Water.
Q: …Damn.
A: And the main storyline! You see Fire and Water go to a school where about ninety-eight percent of the student/teacher population are superheroes, and there names tell there powers. Oh, and they all have secret identities and costumes. But even thought they use the same name they use when there in there superhero costumes, and even thought there’s a kid named Fire and only one superhero who’s power is Fire, no one thinks anything of it. But anyways, only a few have healing factors, so basically the story is finding out which ones are the real hero’s/villains with healing factors and which ones aren’t.
Q: That’s kinda weird, couldn’t you think of a better storyline?
A: Well, we already know which ones are the ones with healing factors, there the ones that are in Safety Misadventures, the Anime would just be about how it all came to be, and why you never see any non-super people in the comic.
Q: Oh… I guess that is… a kinda good storyline.
A: Next question.
Q: What’s with Gun? Why’s she such a bitch?
A: Well… She’s permanently a virgin. That’s enough to piss off anyone.
Q: How is she a permanent virgin?
A: Her healing factor, every time her cherry pops, it heals.
Q: Well… That would piss off any woman.
A: Are you a woman? I can’t see your face.
Q: …Yes, I’m a woman. Can’t you tell by my voice?
A: I just wanted to make sure you weren’t some transsexual or something.
Q: …
A: Next question.
Q: …Your comic seems somewhat adult, would you consider putting nudity in it?
A: Well… As a matter of fact. There is one comic with nudity in it. But I can’t draw nudity worth shit. But, if by some miracle, possibly a Christmas miracle, my stuff was turned into an Anime, it would have a whole bunch of nudity! Well… Not enough to make it a Hentai, but... well… Shit… I dunno. It just seems that violence and swearing just isn’t enough to make something adult these days.
Q: For you maybe.
A: Damn straight.
Q: Hmm…
A: I would want it to be on Adult Swim.
Q: Why? They would censor out all the nudity.
A: Ehhh… Maybe. Or maybe it’ll be the first show ever to have nudity on it that’s not censored!
Q: I’m sure there’s been a show out there that’s had nudity in it that wasn’t censored.
A: Well sure. Like an ass here and an ass there, but when was the last time you saw breast or vaginas or… penises… on television?
Q: …Your hormones have completely taken over you haven’t they?
A: Probably. Next question.
Q: I honestly don’t want to talk to you any more.
A: …Okay then… Can I have a copy of this interview when you… Wait… What is this for anyways?
Q: …(Runs)
A: HEY!